It’s a Liberal Thing

Sunday, November 8, 2026 — Cabinet Adopts “Not It” Protocol to Select Iran War Fall Guy; The Sword Is Already on the Table

Friday, November 6, 2026 — The Vice President’s Only Road to 2028 Runs Through the 25th Amendment

Thursday, November 5, 2026 — Mississippi Count Enters Third Day at One Ballot Per Mississippi; State Defends the Cadence

Friday, October 30, 2026 — Mar-a-Lago Sources Urge Trump to Recuse Himself From “Fore!” Debate, Citing a Lifetime of Never Having Said It

Wednesday, October 28, 2026 — Brain Worm Distances Itself From Kennedy’s Michigan Remarks: “I Ate a Portion. I Did Not Write the Speech.”

Wednesday, October 28, 2026 — Reunited: Nation’s Two Parties Find Common Ground, Provided It’s Far From Their Homes

Tuesday, October 27, 2026 — “Screw the Prime Directive”: Lt. Cmdr. Data Testifies Against Ohio Data Center; Fans Warn It May Be His Brother

Tuesday, October 27, 2026 — Liberace Tribute Guild Demands Clinton Retraction; Elvis Impersonators Join the Fight

Monday, October 26, 2026 — ‘If I Can’t Pardon Him, at Least I Can Be His Cellmate’: Flávio Bolsonaro Refuses to Recognize Lula Victory

Saturday, October 24, 2026 — Hegseth Breaks Eisenhower’s Globe; the Secretary’s Mother Is Quoted

Saturday, October 24, 2026 — White House Announces Prosecutions for Dishonest Staff; Washington Runs Out of Lawyers

Friday, October 23, 2026 — Trump Accuses BBC and Federal Judge of Conspiring to Depose Him, via the Deposition

Thursday, October 22, 2026 — Expert Panel Finds a Preponderance of Evidence Against Hiring More Police

Thursday, October 22, 2026 — 3,156-Pound Pumpkin Accepted as First Empirical Evidence of the Great Pumpkin

Wednesday, October 21, 2026 — Operation Migration Compliance: ICE Raids Flocks of Non-Migrating Geese

Wednesday, October 21, 2026 — Administration Cites Crowd Size at Helipad Nobody Was Permitted to Attend

Wednesday, October 21, 2026 — Vance, Boarding the Titanic, Praises the Greatest Economy in History

Tuesday, October 20, 2026 — Secretary Hegseth’s Great Fall, and All the King’s Men Decline to Comment

Tuesday, October 20, 2026 — Fresno Defendants Granted the Due Process the Law Already Owed Them; Officials Stunned

Sunday, October 18, 2026 — Republicans Demand Ukraine Pause Strikes on Russian Data Centers Until After the Midterms

Friday, October 16, 2026 — Tennessee Reforms Execution Protocol: Verification Code Will Now Be Taped to the Gurney

Friday, October 16, 2026 — Trump Orders Strike on Stockholm After Nobel Snub, Points to Map as Evidence of Planning

Thursday, October 15, 2026 — Trump Cancels Livestreamed Execution; Medical Team Blames ’Acute Case of Temporary Sanity’

Wednesday, October 14, 2026 — ICE Raids Ohio Garden in First Operation of Butterfly-Tracking Program