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Privacy Policy

Effective November 7, 2026 · Hot Springs, Arkansas

It’s a Liberal Thing is a satire publication. This page explains, in plain language, what information this website collects, what it does not collect, and the choices you have. The short version: we count readers. We do not keep dossiers.

What we measure. This site uses Google Analytics to understand its readership. Google Analytics places cookies on your device and reports to us, in aggregate, the pages visited, the approximate location of visitors, the devices and browsers used, and the sites that referred them. We read the totals. We do not receive, and do not seek, a list of who you are. Google Search Console similarly provides us aggregate information about how this site appears in Google search results.

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Children. This publication is not directed at children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect information from them.

Changes. If this policy changes, the revised version will be posted on this page with a new effective date.

Questions about this policy may be directed to contact@itsaliberalthing.com. Questions about our facts go to the Corrections page, where the record is spotless and the inbox is not.