The opposition to the proposed data center behind the Dollar General acquired its most credentialed witness on Tuesday, when Lt. Cmdr. Data of the starship Enterprise appeared before the county zoning board to speak against the facility, on the grounds that he is one.
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The Liberace Tribute Guild on Tuesday demanded a full and unqualified retraction from former President Bill Clinton, whose description of the paved-over White House Rose Garden as looking like “the entrance to Liberace’s bathroom” the Guild called “an actionable insult to the bathroom.”
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Senator Flávio Bolsonaro declined on Monday to recognize the results of Sunday’s presidential election, which President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva won by more than four million votes, and said he would petition to have the result annulled — a course of action that, in his family’s experience, ends in a specific place.
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Four hundred pings from one lavender patch. Fourteen butterflies detained, then released. “Hatching here makes them citizens, technically.”
The episode lasted four hours. Symptoms included reading a full briefing and asking what the victims’ families might want. He has since recovered.
An earlier edition of this newspaper reproduced a presidential map in which a hand-drawn circle labeled “Stockholm” appeared over Finland. The circle was the President’s. Finland is not Stockholm. Sweden is the yellow one in the middle. We regret nothing.
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